Heads or Fail

Heads or Fail

One day after Peyton Manning was named the NFL’s MVP, the league let him down with a toss of a coin. It has been a long-time rule that tied NFL playoff games end in overtime with the first score. After Saturday, that rule has got a lotta folks all upset like. San Diego took the ball after regulation and then proceeded to march down the field and score on their first possession of overtime allowing the Chargers to move on….

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Beginning of the end of what?

Beginning of the end of what?

There are two schools of thought when it comes to the NFL season which opens this week for the 88th time: Either the league will conquer North America as it usually does between Labor Day and Valentine’s Day and all other sports leagues will look on drooling with envy, or as many wags, pundits and writers are insisting, its days as the “Teflon” sports league are now officially over. So – which is it gonna be? Astronomically speaking the dog…

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Where’s the Frikin’ Dog Days?

Where’s the Frikin’ Dog Days?

This time of year is supposed to be everyone’s downtime. Nothing is supposed to be going on because after Tuesday’s MLB All-Star game, Wednesday is officially the deadest day of the year sports-wise. Yet there are a bunch of huge things going on concurrently that are all competing for stories of the year – and dammit, it’s cutting into our downtime. Thankfully the merciful end to the World Cup should still be a big deal, but it’s not. Already an…

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The Power of Celebrity

The Power of Celebrity

Once upon a utopian time, broadcasting a sport was just about that sport. Now? Not so much. Now it is increasingly becoming about celebrity. Our culture has been programmed by Hollywood to be celebrity obsessed. Since the first commercial films were produced early last century, the moguls running the studios understood that mass marketing of their “stars” made the sheep fans lineup at the movie houses. Moviegoers were programmed into thinking the lives of those they were seeing up there…

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March Masochist

March Masochist

I guess we’ll all have to look for a new Cinderella now that George Mason is out. Last March everyone’s new-found favourite Patriots ploughed through the likes of Michigan State, North Carolina and UConn before finally falling to the eventual national champion Florida in the semifinals. This year they won’t even make it into the tournament after losing to Virginia Commonwealth in the Colonial Athletic Association championship game Monday night. Now the big question is, who are we gonna get…

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Blatter On

Blatter On

The man with the giggle-inducing name, Sepp Blatter, remains head of FIFA today – the group who are overseeing the ongoing disaster that is the World Cup. That’s perhaps the biggest surprise of the tournament so far. Loud, obnoxious and arrogant, the most powerful man in the world’s most popular sport has long poopooed any detractors of soccer as just being nothing less than “ignorant.” Yet there he was on Tuesday finally admitting that there was a problem with the…

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Here today… gone to Mali

Here today… gone to Mali

The biggest name in the World Cup thus far hasn’t been Messi, Kaka or Rooney. It’s been Koman Coulibaly, the guy who negated a Team USA game-winning goal against Slovenia because, well, for no reason really. Apparently, he just felt like it. Coulibaly is a financial advisor from Mali who, on the side, also happens to be a referee for FIFA. Late in the game against Slovenia, the Americans scored their third goal after being down 2 nil – an…

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Sportsman of the Year – 2005

Sportsman of the Year – 2005

It’s the most wonderful time of the year… …to be a sports writer. It’s a job where folks are paid to watch sports, so being an Oscar Madison type is not the most arduous job on the planet. From the free food, the hanging out with the guys more often than the wife, (or in most cases ex-wives?), the semi-cool swag, to occasionally witnessing actual history, it is, for the most part, every sports fan’s dream job. Nevertheless, even the…

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Smoke & Mirrors

Smoke & Mirrors

The question you’ve got to ask yourself is: Do you care if a talking head smokes pot? If you do – and if there are lots like you – then Michael Irvin is in deep hemp. If you don’t – and I suspect that you are like most folks out there – it kinda explains a thing or two about why he sounds the way he does. The Hall of Fame announced that it is considering allowing Irvin admittance to…

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World ZZZeries

World ZZZeries

A random sampling of folks from a number of walks of life demonstrated how much they are enjoying the World Series.Besides those who are actually in the business of covering the thing, the overwhelming consensus is, What Series?” These are all east-coasters mind you, so they may be a bit biased towards getting sleep. The games are delayed by a useless pre-game and finally get underway precisely when its time to put the kids to bed. Then, because it is…

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