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The Worst “Best Team Ever”

The Worst “Best Team Ever”

There is no team in sports today more universally reviled than the Miami Heat. The Yankees, the Lakers and Dallas Cowboys combined look like pikers compared to these slacker millionaires. Hailed by many as unbeatable before the first tipoff, now their 10-8 record has most NBA fans laughing out loud. Losers of four out of their last six and only one victory against a plus-.500 team all season long, they are remarkable in one way and one way only: They…

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Time to Prepare

Time to Prepare

If you haven’t been following the antics of Glenn Beck these days, here’s the CliffsNotes version: America, as you know it, is about to come to an end. The apocalypse is upon us and the government, the financial system and the military are about to fall. There will be food riots, starvation, anarchy and pestilence because that’s what the liberals, (who are all really just heathen communists), want to happen! Why? Because the collapse of capitalism will allow them to…

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The Second Act

The Second Act

According to no greater an authority than Mark Twain, in life, there are no second acts. He didn’t see Michael Vick on Monday Night Football. The first time he touched the football from scrimmage, Vick dropped back in the pocket and with his foot on the three-yard line, he launched it 65 yards in the air to a startled DeSean Jackson who was so open he ran it into the end zone backwards. The play went eighty-eight yards and took…

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The Perfect Metaphor

The Perfect Metaphor

“American exceptionalism” doesn’t seem to be what it used to be anymore does it? The place is a mess. No confidence with folks running around with their collective tails between their legs. Millions have been unemployed literally for years, and the political wave they just sent to Washington is ready to cut the strings on their safety net and any and all of their benefits. America the brave? No so much anymore. People are scared of everything – liberals, communists,…

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He’s No. 2!

He’s No. 2!

In May of 2005, or exactly five years and five months ago, a little-known Senator from Illinois named Barack Obama passed his first ever piece of federal legislation, the “Secure America and Orderly Immigration Act” co-sponsored by a certain Senator John McCain. Things have changed a wee bit since then, but one thing has remained the same. Since then, or for the past 281 weeks, Tiger Woods has been ranked the No.1 golfer in the world. Until this past Monday….

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Play Nice Everybody

Play Nice Everybody

What’s the biggest story in sports right now? The NHL season kicked off and the hottest team in hockey is the Toronto Maple Leafs – but that’s not it. The MLB post-season is in full flight yet the Yankees-Rangers ALCS game was out-rated by a lame 30-3 blowout MNF matchup between the Jags and the Titans. So that ain’t it either. Golf is in it’s Fall Series, which is for all the also-rans trying to get into the Top 125…

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Major League Boredom

Major League Boredom

If you weren’t aware – and the chances this year that you weren’t are pretty good – the most recent Major League Baseball season has come to an end. All season long local and national TV ratings were brutal. Worse still was the attendance. In the past three seasons, butts in seats have seen a seven percent plunge meaning 5.5 million fewer folks were taking in the games. Now it’s post-season time when everyone’s interest in baseball is supposed to…

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This Cup Runneth Over

This Cup Runneth Over

In Wales this weekend Corey Pavin’s Team USA will take on Colin Montgomery’s Team Europe in the 38th edition of the international extravagonzo known as the Ryder Cup. However, if you are talking about pro golf, the story always has to start and end with Tiger Woods, still the No.1 player in the world despite not having won anything since his flirtation with that fire hydrant. He certainly started off the week with a bang – for the ever so…

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Knock Me Over With A Feather

Knock Me Over With A Feather

I am a seriously techno-savvy guy. I can build a PC from scratch.  I am conversant a whole slew of computer languages, and programming suites and have created about 100 websites or so. Gadgets? You name it, I’ve owned it. I am now on my fourth iPhone. I have a hilariously nerdy home set up with media servers, numerous digital outputs for content, whatever it is, throughout my place. I’m a geek, okay? So, when the flatscreen in our bedroom…

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Giving the Owners the Finger

Giving the Owners the Finger

The NFL opening weekend was, for a whole bunch of teams thought to be Super Bowl contenders, a complete bust. But the biggest upset of ‘em all occurred on Thursday when the defending Super Bowl Champs New Orleans Saints faced off against the Minnesota Vikings. Not the game. It ended as expected with the Saints coming out on top. No – this was about all 32 NFL owners who now know they are in for a tough labour fight. They…

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