Shooting yourself? Amateur hour!

Shooting yourself? Amateur hour!

New York, New York is all up in arms about Plaxico Burress shooting himself in the leg, but they should realize, when it comes to athletes injuring themselves, that’s just not going to make the grade. Uber-lame as it was – aided and abetted by his protracted lying about how he managed to nearly pop his own kneecap – his doesn’t make it near the top of the list of athletes who have taken themselves off the playing field when…

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Avert your eyes

Avert your eyes

Sports  – they’re ruined for me now. I’ll never be able to look at my TV the same way again. It’s all about the World Anti-Doping Agency’s new campaign against the drug, sildenafil citrate, what the world knows as Viagra. It seems that the WADA believes the diamond-shaped blue pills are being used by athletes around the world to create an unfair “competitive advantage.” Viagra, if you didn’t know, causes the dilation of blood vessels and subsequently increases the body’s…

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When in doubt…. punt

When in doubt…. punt

Back in the 90’s my sister laughed when I told her I’d been hired to be a sports writer – and not just because of that nasty “can’t spell to save my life” thing. No, it was because she couldn’t stand sports and the thought anyone earning a living off such silliness was simply hilarious. Then she joined an NFL pool at her work. Suddenly I became “cool.” Such is the impact of wagering on the NFL. Forget the great…

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Obama had a Tiger in his Tank

Obama had a Tiger in his Tank

The most famous person in the world right now is the new American President, Barack Obama, but just a few days before Election Day, it was another young man of mixed ethnicity, Tiger Woods. A co-inky-dink you think? Not really as it was athletes like Tiger who helped pave the way for America to get over itself and elect a visible minority to the White House. It really started just over 70 years ago when Jesse Owens demonstrated to Her…

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Pansification vs. Pugilism

Pansification vs. Pugilism

Before we start – a confession… Former NHL player, coach and general manager Mike Milbury once had my sports network banned from access to the New York Islanders players and coaches because of something I wrote about him. (I compared the size of his brain to “a BB in a boxcar.”) His team locking us out got me in some serious hot water, so when it comes to Milbury, I may be a wee bit biased. Now back to our…

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I Love and Hate the Olympics Because…

I Love and Hate the Olympics Because…

Taking in the 16 days that compromise the Olympics takes a lot of effort, because between the incredible highs, there are many almost unbearable lows – and numerous, “what the hell am I watching?” moments… I love the Olympics because I know someone on the national field hockey team meaning I had to stay up until three to watch the game. I hate the Olympics because he never got into the game, they lost – and I am sleepy. I…

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The New Gold Medal Standard

The New Gold Medal Standard

For the sixteen days of the Olympics I was immersed in all things China, and from the opening ceremonies to the close on Sunday the overall impression that was left with me was, “Man, that was a wee bit creepy!” Sports Minister Liu Peng started the strangeness off when he sad, “To achieve Olympic glory for the motherland is the sacred mission assigned by the Communist Party central.” Say what? So far removed was I from the “red menace” since…

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Heads or Fail

Heads or Fail

One day after Peyton Manning was named the NFL’s MVP, the league let him down with a toss of a coin. It has been a long-time rule that tied NFL playoff games end in overtime with the first score. After Saturday, that rule has got a lotta folks all upset like. San Diego took the ball after regulation and then proceeded to march down the field and score on their first possession of overtime allowing the Chargers to move on….

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Beginning of the end of what?

Beginning of the end of what?

There are two schools of thought when it comes to the NFL season which opens this week for the 88th time: Either the league will conquer North America as it usually does between Labor Day and Valentine’s Day and all other sports leagues will look on drooling with envy, or as many wags, pundits and writers are insisting, its days as the “Teflon” sports league are now officially over. So – which is it gonna be? Astronomically speaking the dog…

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Where’s the Frikin’ Dog Days?

Where’s the Frikin’ Dog Days?

This time of year is supposed to be everyone’s downtime. Nothing is supposed to be going on because after Tuesday’s MLB All-Star game, Wednesday is officially the deadest day of the year sports-wise. Yet there are a bunch of huge things going on concurrently that are all competing for stories of the year – and dammit, it’s cutting into our downtime. Thankfully the merciful end to the World Cup should still be a big deal, but it’s not. Already an…

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